By T W McDermott
Then, suddenly, you really are 64.
Way back when I turned 60, I defensively created a personal slogan: “Sixty, twice as good as thirty.”
Even I almost believed it. Another version, for potential employers was: “It’s like hiring two 30-year-olds!” They haven’t bought that one. Yet.
One of the reasons that you’re reading this is that editors looking for “content,” as they call essays, reporting, and stories these days, never ask my age. Sometimes they can tell by the content that I’m a Boomer, but, frankly, they don’t give a damn. They just need a good story, amusing (in my case) content to lure readers towards the advertising, which barely pays their rent, if not mine. Yet.
Loyal readers of my blog (rareburghers.blogspot.com) know that I begin each day with a Zen-like exercise, walking a small white dog on a red leash. Some monks like to sweep or rake, others sit on cushions. I like the illusion of walking the dog; illusion, since, from the dog’s point of view, she could just as easily be walking me, tethered to her red collar.
On days when the ideas are freely flowing and I cannot wait to get to pen and paper, she tends to take a long walk, lingering over every blade of grass, every whiff of Chien No. 5 along the hill on which we now live. On days when I have no clue, naturally she is speedy.
Either way, a lesson of sorts learned, and there’s still time to sweep the stairs or rake whatever. Leaf-blowers are the agents of the devil.
Where were we? Sixty-four.
It’s an underappreciated age, of course, being situated between the magical 60 and the former traditional retirement age of 65.
Former, since many now will not go gently into that particular night, out of preference, necessity or both; and, for all practical purposes, 98% percent of us will now recognize retirement age as being anywhere from 75 to 80, if you’re into that kind of thing at all.
At 64, one avoids any trauma associated with milestone birthdays. Its cousins were good ages as well: 4, 16, and 32. All of those were easier than 5, 18, and 30, since there was far less of a sense of expectation. In my day, we began school, kindergarten (PS 101), at 5. At 18, we a) registered for the draft, and b) went out and had a legal beer, although it was far from our first. At 30, we considered ourselves to be hopelessly old and began to accept the fact that we were getting remarkably more like our parents every day; and, what was even stranger, as we did this our parents began to look so much better than we had thought! I do not think my own kids have suffered that fate. Yet.
I recently came across a Middle-Eastern saying, “First yourself, then the universe.”
I’m putting that one on my wall. Selfish, you say? Not in the sense in which I received the message: take care of your own business, before you manage everyone else’s. I’d say tend your own garden, but that’s a sore subject around home, ever since I took a pitchfork to the common sprinkler system while planting, which I do once every decade to remind myself why I prefer digging with a pen.
The author received a very special birthday surprise: The New York Post published his column, “Land of the Free Agents”, June 18.
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